24th April 2018
Cicerone: a guide who gives information about places of interest to sightseers.
Inspired by the Grand Tours of the Victorian bourgeois, Alpine flora, mountain botanicals, and the classic cycling routes of continental Europe. Le Grand Tour has launched.
This season, we will be your official cicerone, taking you on a journey through the pure essence of Alpinism. Please, be our guest…
ALL STAR ALPINE LINE UP
Starring High G&T, Touring Cocktails, Radlers & Sommer Bier with fresh Alpine wines & spritzs, we look forward to extending our inner circle and keeping you fully refreshed this summertime.
For 2018, Albert has taken influence from the grandiose of the great outdoors, curating distant mountain cultures and abundant attractions into beautiful and charming displays of alpine meadow flowers and hanging gartens.
Characterised by the lush mountain flora and botanicals, our dear freund’s at Frog MCR have undergone the wondrous transformation with our biggest ever blooming installation.
The Grand Tour brings the grandeur of Alpine summer to Albert’s Schloss, complete with elaborate performances & hearty helpings of rustic goodness from our Cook Haus…
So now, we invite you to step into our Wunderbar and join us for the ride....
27th March 2018
Rise and rise again as you join us for six days of glorious bank holiday Easter frolicking, debauchery and indecency. May the next six days of your life be blessed with fine food, sweet indulgence and tabletop dancing.
To party on an empty belly ist a sin, relish in our Easter specials from the Cook Haus and our master mixologists for six days only.
Das Cream Egg Milkshake – Schokolade, crème egg ice cream, butterscotch, milk, crème egg.
Ostern Martini - Elephant gin, lemon, schokolade sauce, triple sec, orange.
Lamburghini burger - 7oz lamb patty, onion, tomato & mint salsa, lettuce, harissa, garlic aioli in a hausmade cumin bun.
Hot cross bun & Easter egg ice cream sandwich -
18th January 2018
One would assume our festive guests quite fancied das Kunst Kabaret?
One may also assume that a Kunst shaped hole has developed in many a Manchester heart since the curtain fell on Kunst Kabaret for its final time in December.
12 weeks truly flew by; word spread like wild fire, crowds flooded, many swooned and some even swore to never step foot in another establishment on a Tuesday night ever again. How dramatic! (We’re obviously a fan.)
In fact, since it’s closing night (a rather magnificent showtime affair) our phones haven’t stopped ringing, the papers went mad for it and quite frankly, you haven’t stopped going on about our Kunst all year! We get it. Its wunderbar!
So back by popular and albeit, very persistent demand, KUNST IS RETURNING NEXT WEEK! Oh, ja!
What’s more, we don’t do things by halves here. Quite the contrary. So, we’re not just welcoming back ONE evening of entertainment, we’re bringing you TWO.
Talking of two, two grand pianos will be back under the Schloss roof, taking endless requests from the Wednesday lot of you. That’s right, Baby Grand Slam will be doing its crowd roaring usualness as per next Wednesday.
Just don’t be a fool and miss out.
Schloss mid-week shenanigans will resume on the 23 rd & 24th January.
Thank you for being our guest and don’t forget to join us for 50% Schloff throughout January!...