23rd August 2016
We've had quite a summer at Manchester's Bohemian Pleasure Palace and our elite party squad are going all out to put on an uber glitzy season finale. So prepare yourself to have your razzles well and truly dazzled at our biggest Bank Holiday shindig to date..
Here's some of the highlights..Oh and we're starting things on Thursday to ensure maximum Bank Holibobbing.
THURSDAY 25TH - MAMMA & THE MOONSHINE
Kicking things off at our weekly Supper Klub rinse out will be our favouties hedonists of rythm and blues. Amazing live! These guys will shortly be releasing a new single and are a great live act so go see them if you can
FRIDAY 26th AUGUST - BROADWAY
Our Super camp scamps are putting on one helluva show. With our resident Haus Band
SATURDAY 27th AUGUST - RIOT JAZZ - LIVE ON STAGE!
The 9-barrelled Balkan-to-Brooklyn brass-boosted bouncers are storming the Schloss to evening of pure jams..yeah!
SUNDAY 28TH AUGUST - SPANK! DISCO! DISCO!
All star female DJ and musician takeover the Schloss for the most glittery ass party this side of Berghain.
MONDAY 29TH AUGUST - BANK HOLIDAY BRUNCHING
Guest DJs and lazy brunching. Super chilled all the way.
2nd August 2016
Supper Klub! Our very own Thursday night live musik festival (spelt intentionally with a K because we're a bit German) is gaining quite a reputation as the place to find electric and FREE live performances. From acoustic speed garage, orchestral dubstep and acoustic disco we're pretty much open to all - as long as it makes us jump about.
Entrance is free but booking is recommended so join us for dinner and then dance on the tables :)
THURSDAY 4TH AUGUST
Direct from S.A...A very special set from the squad renowned for bringing electric stage energy.
THURSDAY 11th AUGUST
Big dub, big rock, big flipplin hair. Expecting big things from this lot this year.
THURSDAY 18th AUGUST
The Queen of the Schloss is bringing her 8 piece live Drum & Bass family to the Bier Palace...BOOM TINGS!
THURSDAY 25TH AUGUST
Hot and galloping bluesy funk and rhythm .ACES!
All very live and very loud. Don't say we didn't tell you so...
- Albert -...
17th June 2016
Back in the day, Prince Albert and his party squad would spend their weekends in grand country retreats and Bohemian Pleasure Palaces. Away from prying eyes and the stresses of royal life. This high level of escapism inspires us all at Alberts Schloss. We believe weekends, Sundays in particular, should be done properly, like our Victorian namesake would have done. Indeed, as he may well have put it "Sundays are for brunching with your chuckaboos and nanty narking with the jammiest bits o' jam'"
Nanty Narking = To have great fun / debauchery.
Chuckaboo = A close pal.
The Jammiest Bits O'Jam = Very attractive people.
PALACE GATES OPEN AT 10AM FOR PROSECCO ON THE HAUS!
In the spirit of seizing your Sunday. To reward the early day time revellers of Manchester, we are now opening the palace gates at 10am. What's more, if you join us for food before 2pm your first glass of Prosecco is on the Haus if you book in advance.
PROSECCO HAPPY HOUR ALL DAY EVERY SUNDAY
The Sunday glory continues with selected bottles of Prosecco just £20 a bottle all day every Sunday throughout the summer. A sure thing to get you and your jammiest chuckaboos doing the bear*
*Doing the Bear | Victorian slang; Courting that may involve hugging.
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To get you in the mood for our palatial Sunday knees up at Albert's Schloss here are some Victorian phrases that are proper nanty narking. So, don't be a nose bagger* you'll soon be ploughing through those *bags of mystery* until your mad as hops*...
Someone who takes a day trip to the beach. He brings his own provisions and doesn’t contribute at all to the resort he’s visiting or the friends he is with. We all know one of those...
Up to Dick
Someone who isn't up for the challenge
A riotous street party
Bags O' Mystery
To describe the new culinary phenomenon that was sausages.. “because no man but the maker knows what is in them. ... The 'bag' refers to the gut which contained the chopped meat.
Kruger - spoof
Lying, from 1896. 'Are you telling me a kruger spoof?'
Mad as Hops
Excitable. "Today I'm feeling as mad as hops'".
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- Albert x -...